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New Horizons In Violence Causes Ruckus

Rogue organisation New Horizons In Violence have caused a major ruckus in Canberra and Washington thanks to their new terrorist techrock tune The World's Worst Leaders. Prime Minister John Howard has claimed it as an "insult" to his "close personal friend", so-called President George W. Bush.

But NHIV seem unwilling to back down. Speaking via videophone from what appeared to be a secret underground bunker, media manipulators for NHIV have responded by saying that they speak for "all terrorists, on all sides of politics, whether they be in Al Quaeda or the White House". Indeed NHIV's rallying cry of "Fight terror with terror" has been embraced enthusiastically by leading figures in Washington.

One spokesperson, calling himself George Dubya Pussy (keyboards), described The World's Worst Leaders as "reflecting the true agenda of the Coalition of the Willies" in the current conflict with Iraq. Saddama bin Laden (Chapman stick) added that it was "important that all citizens and other terrorists realised their obligations, and stocked up on rocket launchers, gas canisters and other NHIV merchandise".

Prime Minister Howard described the track as "UnAustralian, an insult to the President and our troops, and almost certainly illegal. And if it isn't, I'll be sure to make a law against it."

Victoria Police thoroughly searched suspected NHIV sleeper cells while the occupants were down the shops, but found only piles of video cassettes, containing "footage of world leaders in compromising positions - potentially weapons of masturbation". So far, no white people have been arrested.

The World's Worst Leaders is available for download at the web site www.nhiv.com, with a video clip to follow in mid-April.

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