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NHIV Clip Reveals New Footage of Saddam

New footage has come to light today of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein in the debut film clip by Australian outfit New Horizons In Violence, The World's Worst Leaders.

But debate remains as to whether the footage is actually of Saddam, or of one of the many doubles that he has maintained under his evil despotic regime. Washington experts have certified that if it isn't Hussein himself, "it certainly looks like him".

"There is a possibility that it could be a double", said Pentagon tyrant-recognition expert Rick Hedneck. "But I suspect that's a chance that we should not be prepared to take. Only a terrorist would suggest that we do anything other than track down this individual as soon as possible and use all available means to destroy him."

Spokesfolks for NHIV refused to confirm or deny whether it was Saddam on the clip, whether they knew of his whereabouts, or even if he was still alive. "But we are sure that if he has died, he would have wanted this footage released."

In the clip "Saddam" is seen playing music on an exotic ten-stringed instrument - potentially a weapon of mass destruction - and cavorting with a cowboy-like figure strongly resembling U.S. "President" George Dubya Bush. The White House has refused to comment.

The World's Worst Leaders is available for download at the web site www.nhiv.com.

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