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Bush wishes Saddam "Happy 9/11"
World's chief
dickhead George 'Dubya' Bush today completed a trilogy
of confusing press statements when he wished Saddam Hussein a "Happy 9/11"
and said he hoped they could "patch things up".
In a seemingly conciliatory gesture Bush
stated that he understood 9/11 "must be a time of great joy" for
Saddam and wished that he and the family members he had still
left alive were tucking
into "whatever
it is you eat over there instead of turkey".
The pair surprised everyone by joining
forces to launch New Horizons
In Violence's
new
EP
The World's
Worst
Leaders, delivering the CD in person to Melbourne media
outlets. Bush, understandably emotional on the anniversary
of his "War Of Terror", seemed confused about his motivations.
The "World's Worst Leaders" video,
which is available free online (along with the
entire EP - including artwork),
is now being downloaded more than 1000 times a week, and has
attracted weblog comments from the US such as "one
of the funniest things I've ever seen" from Hammerdown and "a
must-see video... this little gem is terrific" from Ruminate
This.
The sight of Bush and Saddam on the
streets of Melbourne was received with surprisingly little
concern, given recent political circumstances, and the significance
of the date. NHIV themselves may be partly responsible for
this casual attitude. The covert conspiracy and alliance between
Hussein and Bush, under
the
dreaded
banner of
the
K.A.O.S.
syndicate,
was
exposed to the world by NHIV, in It's
K.A.O.S. Another NHIV song, Weapons
Of Mass Hysteria, may be responsible for the lack of paranoia
compared to the same day a year ago.
Bush also took the opportunity to ask
for Saddam's advice on Iraq, and suggested that maybe they
could reconcile more permanently. "You know, how about you
guys stop shooting us, we'll stop shooting you, and we can
all pretend that it's not Vietnam. Then you can bring back
proper martial order. And incidentally, will you be needing
any arms to help keep control?"
In spite of his apparent disregard for
the script today, Bush
was careful to overstate one key piece of propaganda.
"We
finally have the link between Saddam and 9/11. And that link
is New Horizons
In Violence."
Due to the fact that he only speaks foreign,
Saddam was unavailable for comment.
