In a startling
admission, U.S. "President"
George W. Bush has admitted that the war on Iraq
was a stage in the planned world domination by the secret
international organisation of evil and rottenness, the KAOS
Syndicate.
"It'll take time to restore KAOS", Bush claimed
in a press conference in May about the war. At the time it
was thought that he had said "It'll take time to restore
chaos", simply another example of the linguistic difficulties
Bush has suffered from ever since he rehabilitated. But the
evidence released by New
Horizons In Violence in their
new song It's
KAOS shows that Bush is in fact a card-carrying
member of the infamous secret society.
The syndicate, frequently thought of as a fictional construction
of 60s
TV show, "Get
Smart",
ties together the world's leaders in government, defense,
terrorism and big business in a monolithic empire of evil,
intent on
conquering
the
world in the name of Satan, The Utimate CEO.
In photographs shown opposite, Bush's allegience to The Horned One(TM) is apparent;
futhermore, in the top photograph he can be seen sporting the traditional
ancient robes of KAOS.
Perhaps
the most startling thing about Bush's admission is the suggestion
that KAOS needs to be "restored" to Iraq, suggesting
that Saddam Hussein, long thought to be a stalwart of the KAOS
crew, is now estranged from it.
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"President" George
W. Bush offering up his allegience to Satan, evil overlord
of KAOS.
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Insiders suggest that this
may be the true motivation behind the Iraq war, and, faced
with all other reasons such as WMD, liberation - even oil profits
- crumbling before his eyes, has been forced to admit the true
reason for the invasion - the re-establishment of the all-powerful
organisation of evil and tyranny into the seat of Middle-Eastern
power.
NHIVcontinue
to deny all links with the Syndicate, yet appears to have been
the only media organisation permitted access to a secret broadcast
by a KAOS spokesman, where he outlined plans for total world
domination in "every single nation".
KAOS meetings are notorious for goat fornication and other unsavoury activities.
It's
KAOS is available for download at the web
site www.nhiv.com.
Reports claiming that NHIV can be contacted via
http://nhiv.com/contact remain
unconfirmed, and their shadowy presence remains suspicious. |
