Is your country against the idea of war, but also somewhat adverse to the concept of Iraqi civilians suffering under the terrorist chaos of U.S.-occupied rule?

Then join The Coalition of the Reluctant, and help clean up the mess that you voted against happening in the first place. Place your military directly in the line of fire! Cop abuse from your own people and the rest of the world! Become friendly once again with the world's only superpower and watch them deal with you as "equals".

Thousands have already lined up! There's Turkey! And... er... there's Turkey! And - did Oozebeckistan get back to us yet? Well, there's plenty more to come - did we mention Turkey?

So join today or we'll just have to assume you're "harboring terrorists" - sorry, I mean "concealing WMDs". And let's truly become the United Nations of America.

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