United States of Earth Emperor Dubya Bush has raised the Terror alert code to Ultraviole(n)t - a brand new setting - after being advised by his puppetmasters that the recent emergence of New Horizons In Violence as a force in Australian live Terror-tainment, could herald the beginning of a new era in global social awareness, and political responsibility. In a now customary pre-emptive strike, Bush has launched a multi-million dollar campaign on TV networks across the world, to avert audiences from seeing the band and their dangerous dose of melodic multimedia un-sanctioned political commentary. Bush's statement to the media showed a touch of panic. "No-one knows better than me and my neo-con buddies, that when you repeat a lie often enough, people believe it. I'm just hoping that doesn't apply to the truth as well." The New Horizons In Violence live audio-video experience - featuring non-stop Terror-vision - will be touring through Melbourne on the following dates: Thurs. September 2, 11pm @ 303, 303 High St., Northcote (support from Miguel and the InterWebMegaLink Media Division) Thurs. September 9, 8:30pm @ The Barleycorn Hotel, 177 Johnson St., Collingwood And the special "Happy 9/11" gig at an early family-friendly time: Entry to each of the gigs is just $5 - or FREE if you buy a copy of the N.H.I.V. album "I Need War!" at the door for $10! DO NOT MISS THIS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GROOVE ALONG TO THE WAR OF TERROR! THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED! THE INJUSTICE WILL BE AVENGED! HYPOCRISY WILL BE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF REALITY! THE GREAT CONSPIRACY WILL BE CLEANSED AWAY WITH FIRE, LIKE A U.S. FLAG IN A BAGHDAD STREET! THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TERROR-VISED! |