UNREAD ALERT
N.H.I.V. interview - revealed!
Multimedia terrorists New Horizons In Violence again came across resistance from "The Man" to spreading their hate-filled message of war and destruction to the masses. An expected interview with the shadowy figures behind N.H.I.V. was expected to feature in a major Melbourne street-press paper today but has been held over due to the editor making an "ultimate decision". Sure sounds sinister if you ask me.
So in the interests of free press we've decided to publish the full unexpurgated version below just for you, the faithful Propaganda-reader.
Can you please give us your name, name of your band, and instrument you play?
New Horizons In Violence:
George Dubya Pussy on keyboards, vocals and terrorvision
Saddama bin Laden on Chapman stick, drum machine and terrorvision
What has been your band's proudest moment to date?
When 60,000 would-be terrorists downloaded our film clip "The World's Worst Leaders" from NHIV.com in the fortnight post-September 11, 2003.
What do you think is your band's greatest strength?
The suicide bomber mentality necessary to created Music of Mass Destruction.
What was the band's worst gig ever and why?
September 11, 2001 . Talk about screaming fans. That's the last time we'll ever play on board a plane.
If you could time travel back to any gig in history which would it be and why?
The PM's address to the Press Club before the Iraq War, to bring him a message from the future about WMDs.
What movie do you think your music would best accompany and why?
Our music does accompany a movie, dickhead. Our movie. Come to our gig to see the truth about global warfare. It's got more Violence than Rambo 3.
What are the band's plans for the immediate future? And rest of the year?
To bring the current U.S. and Australian governments down and hound them to their deaths.
What is your favourite song lyric and why?
"By the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air"
Always makes us teary. (Well, that and the mustard gas.)
Favourite "pick me up for a big night" drink.
Molitov Cocktail.
Favourite hangover cure.
US Foreign Policy. Now that's sobering.